Call to fellow Canadians, lets stop southern mad redneck

Its time to hit their balls, we are the most militarized country in the world, as we are Britain's protectorate AND we are equiped not mainly by technology and weapons, but by our allies. South neighbour is mad, lost orientation, dangerous. Now we have to call Commonwealth and lead the World, we have to crush the big dumb idiot up south, as it was already the case with wiping out slavery, and Lead the Planet, all five continents as five corners of our Maple Leaf suggest. True North, Strong, Smart and Kind, as "arctic guys"